I am a massive Disney fan. I've been to Disneyland, seen all of the movies, and I'm in love with Prince Aladdin. But, the other day I started thinking about Disney men, and what they would be like if they were real guys in real life. I can safely say that I wouldn't date any of them.
Prince Charming from Cinderella is the guy that gets totally wasted at the party, tells you he loves you, but then can't remember what you look like the next morning.
Aladdin and Pinocchio would be compulsive liars. "I'm a Prince!" "I'm a real man!" ... Would you believe them?
And the beast would have anger issues. On a side note, is it just me that's a little disappointed when the beast turns back into a prince? He looked better as the beast!
Peter Pan constantly has Tinkerbell around. That's like if I started dating a guy, and he's still lived with his ex! That's a little bit weird, no?
Tarzan in real life would be a naturist.
The Princes from Snow White and Sleeping Beauty both like their girls when they're asleep, so they'd be the guys walking around the party spiking everybody's drinks.
Hercules seems to like Pegasus a little more than he likes Meg. Guys who prefer their cars to girls are never the way to go.
Shang from Mulan only likes you if you're one of the guys.
John Smith would always be bringing his friends around to your house and wouldn't leave.
Prince Eric likes his women seen and not heard.
Robin Hood and Flynn Rider would just steal from you.
In the fantasy world, these guys are perfect, but in real life... I'm going to have to say no thanks.
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